Welcome to the Church of Swamplord

The one and only REAL church.

The Church of Swamplord was the first church established by Swamplord and is the only true church endorsed by Swamplord. The Church of Swamplord was the first in the Megaplex and will not be undermined by lesser churches.

The Doctrine of Swamplord

• Nothing Matters.

• We were all created with no image in mind. Everything is random and superfluous.

• Don’t be a dick.

• While recognizing that nothing matters, we as a church still strive to do the right thing. What dictates what the right thing is? Our previous tenet - don’t be a dick (DBAD).

• Hamburgers are NOT sandwiches.

No matter who you are, we welcome you to join the Church of Swamplord. We’re all striving to be a little bit less of a dick, as Swamplord once taught.

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