Church of Swamplord Event Calendar

All members of Church of Swamplord have mandatory sessions, as noted on the calendar.
Failing to show up to committed times can result in a lifetime ban from the church.

Interested in joining CoSL? We offer orientation on the first Saturday of every month.

What to expect:
Bring:
Pencil
Pen
iPad
Notebook
4 organic carrots
1 tbsp applesauce (no sugar added)
Kazoo
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Schedule:
‍5am: Morning introduction and prayer over newcomers
6am: Coffee
6:04am: Prayer
8:19am: Welcome note from welcome committee leader (Committee leaders are required to have served for more than 12 years to qualify for welcoming position)
11:29am: Break for light lunch (boiled cabbage water, cooked sausage casing, applesauce)
11:59am: Prayer
2:17pm: Orientation
5:17pm: Break for dinner prayer in groups of 8
6:13pm: Coffee
6:14pm: Prayer
9:13pm: Welcoming ceremony and induction
9:56pm: Vows
10pm: Closing prayer