Moonstone's magical properties come directly from the moon itself. The moon controls the oceans, including the fish inside, so when you harness this moonstone, tuna fish will follow you wherever you go!

The first thing to know about this is that you CANNOT drink it. Whatever you do with it besides that is really up to you. It has been known to increase virility and strength when put under a pillow during the full moon.

Holding Anydrite while drinking a glass of water gives it 2x the hydration power. It's also recommending that you put it in your fish tanks, so your fish never run out of water. Fish get thirsty too, I think?

Don't toss out this valuable resource! Dryer lint improves focus, adds a nice smell, and attracts small animals. The next time you do laundry, remember you have a free way to improve your life.

Some people call this fool's gold, but that's pretty rude. Gold, foolish or not, only has the value that humans assign it. This Pyrite could be as valuable as gold if we all collectively decided that it was worth money.

Named after a popular street in Pacific Beach, CA, this rock can only be found in the cave next to the beach during a waning moon. It is said to have the same powers that mermaids do, but I'm not sure what that entails.

Often found on streets and in abandoned jeans, lucky pennies have all the luck you could possibly need. Keep one under your tongue while you sleep for best results.

This often overlooked crystal has myriad positive properties including: giving you the ability to write, being put into wood to make it easier to hold, easily erasable, and fun!

IDK this just sounds like two words mashed together, neither of which word I know. Ultimately this crystal is underwhelming and probably won't do anything if you hold it.

Everyone needs a lacy little number, and this lace agate is sure to fit the bill. Agate is know for aggravating your enemies so much that they leave you alone to go sulk. Power up! Wearing this agate on St. Patricks Day could potentially prevent you from being pinched. Also known to attract bears, so please be careful if you live in a region known for them.

Your dad got it for their 30th anniversary and she's never really forgiven you for losing them when you wore them to prom. When you find this lucky gem, you'll be back in mom's good graces immediately. Alternatively, you can sell it at a pawn store so you have a little extra cash for weed this month.

Hammers are extremely practical crystals with multiple uses. And we're not just talking about nailin' stuff. You can use a hammer to open a hard-to-open jar or wine bottle. You can protect yourself from intruders or snakes. Some pants are even made with hammer carrying loops stitched right into them because they realize how useful they are.