Welcome to the Cult of Swamplord

Not the first, but the best.

The Cult of Swamplord is what some would describe as an "off-shoot" of the Church of Swamplord. This is ultimately incorrect. The Cult of Swamplord is the one true faith that abides by the Doctrine of Swamplord at it's deepest and most accurate meaning. While many members were previously affiliated with the Church of Swamplord, we are in no way associated with them.

The Cult of Swamplord upholds the purest and most accurate beliefs of Swamplord.

The Doctrine of Swamplord

• Nothing Matters.

• We were all created with no image in mind. Everything is random and superfluous.

• Don’t be a dick.

• While recognizing that nothing matters, we as a church still strive to do the right thing. What dictates what the right thing is? Our previous tenet - don’t be a dick (DBAD).

• Hamburgers ARE sandwiches.

No matter who you are, we welcome you to join the Cult of Swamplord. We’re all striving to be a little bit less of a dick, as Swamplord once taught.

Why Choose Cult of Swamplord

If you're a new potential member, it can be confusing to deliniate between us and the Church of Swamplord. While their members claim to be the only and only true church, you'll find that their stringent following of Swamplord is an ultimate detriment to their following.

You'll see that Church of Swamplord requires attendance to their weekly church services, require an extremely grueling orientation, and required volunteering.

While the Cult of Swamplord takes Swamplord's tenets seriously, we also believe that the spirit of them is more meaningful than the direct interpretation. To put it simply, we take it easy. We recognize that nothing matters and act accordingly. We don't even have an events page, because events are too structured and demanding. We simply meet once a week in Tyler's mom's basement and ask that you bring drugs and Mountain Dew whenever you can reasonably provide it.

Who's side do you want to join? Come to a service and see what is right for you.

Service times:
4pm Sunday Service
9pm Sunday Celebration

Tyler's Mom's Basement
401 W Megaplex St.
Please use back entrance at the bottom of the stairs on the right.